Under the streetlight, dancing by herself, she’s waiting for a car to stop, a star to fall, someone to change her life.

 

thefinnishgypsy:

LMAAOOO awwww so fucking cute hahahahhahah I love sloths so much, I’m so lucky my dog is a sloth :$

thefinnishgypsy:

LMAAOOO awwww so fucking cute hahahahhahah I love sloths so much, I’m so lucky my dog is a sloth :$

(Source: sallyg94)

akuaseawolf:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

my respect for Russel just went up by 1000000

(Source: peetamellarkswife)

jacnoc:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

(Source: chinchillahime)

spukee:

in australia, we pronounce ‘gif’ as ‘OI MATE THIS FUCKIN PICTURE IS MOVIN I AM SO FUCKIN FRIED’

(Source: rubee)